Latest Tweets:

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socially-awkward-squirtle:

I feel like just around 1:30 AM everybody still on Tumblr smokes like a pound of weed and then the night blogging begins.

And night blogging is the funniest shit ever, so it’s a win-win for everyone.

tastefullyoffensive:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal

[ryanwmchenry]

(Source: jensensations)

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abhortion:

if you have an epiphany every time you study then you’re probably doing something wrong

Aww crap. That’s where my problem is.

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gntbean:

How excited I am for #gameofthrones tonight.

Yeah Blackfish!

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Winning The Race.

haydentrudgill:

Sometimes I look at people and think “Of all the millions of sperm your dad has spunked away into tissues and faces over the years (no pun intended) YOU were the one whom beat millions of others in the ONE load that lead to being conceived. Of all the improbabilities in life, YOU is what we all have to live with. Life is fascinating.

Makes you think hmm?

I…uhh…fine.

I…uhh…fine.

(Source: togifs, via philadm)

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WHEN YOU TRY TO TURN RIGHT TO GET INTO THISTLE AFTER ENTERING THE SCHOOL BUT SOMEONE WHO IS TURNING LEFT BUMPS INTO YOU..

brockurealities:

For fuck’s sake people. How hard is it to understand the dynamics of that particular Thistle corner?! I’m going to kick the next person who stands in the middle of that hallway during the 10 minute commute.