Sometimes I look at people and think “Of all the millions of sperm your dad has spunked away into tissues and faces over the years (no pun intended) YOU were the one whom beat millions of others in the ONE load that lead to being conceived. Of all the improbabilities in life, YOU is what we all have to live with. Life is fascinating.
For fuck’s sake people. How hard is it to understand the dynamics of that particular Thistle corner?! I’m going to kick the next person who stands in the middle of that hallway during the 10 minute commute.